Power Rankings
Jake Winterhalter #8
Optimist-in-Chief | Odds to win: +9000
Jake reaches farther back in his backswing than most PGA pros… and makes less contact than a toddler with a foam club. But don’t let the swing fool you — Jake’s got heart. Triple bogey? Doesn’t faze him. He’s rolling up to the next tee box like he just won The Masters. He’s the kind of guy you root for — sweet, funny, maybe a little delusional — but there’s nothing quite like winning with Jake… and absolutely no way to stay mad losing with him.
Will Burton #7
The Bomber (Sometimes) | Odds to win: +750
Holy slice. If you’re anywhere right of the fairway, you’re officially in the danger zone. Will swings like he’s trying to qualify for the World Long Drive — and when it connects, it soars. When it doesn’t? Well… it’s entertaining. Solid player, great hang, and always good for chirping Jake or plotting how to take down Zlomek. Middle of the pack in odds, but if the driver’s behaving, watch out — Will can go on a run.
Kaleb Pierce #6
Wildcard | Odds to win: +700
Kaleb’s game is entirely dependent on which YouTube tutorial he watched the night before. One day he’s flushing it like a scratch golfer, the next he’s chipping like he’s wearing oven mitts. He always says he’s “figured it out” — and maybe he has... for nine holes. Make sure he’s got his Zyns or things could unravel quick. But when he’s hot? He’s dangerous. Funniest guy on tour and a true wildcard. You will remember your round with Kaleb — even if he doesn’t.
Zach Lyman #5
The Strategist (Kind of) | Odds to win: +666
Zach’s slice is so dependable he stopped fighting it — the driver stays in the car. He swears his five iron is “more accurate,” but really it’s just a safety blanket with a graphite shaft. Any club in hand could be the wrong one, and going OB is always in play. Swapped putters to fix his putting woes… somehow still searching. Quiet guy — until a few beers hit. Then the volume (and the swing speed) both go up.
Cullen Franz #4
Vibe Captain | Odds to win: +650
Have you ever seen a really good lefty? Yeah — Cullen’s not that guy. But you won’t find a better cart partner. He’s got the kind of self-deprecating humor that keeps the whole round light, even when the wheels fall off his own game. An elite hype man — if he’s your partner, you’ll feel like Tiger even if you’re swinging like Charles Barkley. He’s here for the vibes, not the leaderboard — but don’t let your guard down. The man has just enough game to break your spirit.
Tyler Zlomek #3
The Talker | Odds to win: +550
If you ask Tyler, he’s basically a scratch golfer — maybe even a plus handicap. He’s not. But don’t get it twisted: the guy can play… When he makes it to the tee time… He’ll trash talk from tee to green, hand out questionable advice, then “find” your ball (his ball?) inbounds with a wink. Somehow he’s both your biggest headache and your unexpected hero.
MiChael Williamson #2
The Silent Grinder | Odds to win: +200
Mikey’s swing? Effortless. Long, smooth, and built for consistency. He’s not flashy, but he’s steady — the kind of guy who quietly puts together a score while you’re too busy falling apart. He might drop an offbeat 9/11 joke mid-round, but don’t let it fool you — he’s locked in. Second most likely to win the whole thing, and just as likely to be the most sober guy out there. Maybe… Chair throw challenge anyone?
Tyler Landries #1
The Problem | Odds to win: -175
Tyler isn’t here for the vibes — he’s here to win. While you’re grabbing beers, he’s doing mental reps for every hole and checking green slopes like he designed the course himself. The dude’s got real game — head and shoulders above the field. He’ll grab a soda at the turn, drop a birdie on your head, and never say a word. If you’re paired with him, pray he’s having an off day and you’re playing the round of your life. Otherwise? You’re playing for second.
